http://even.web2announcer.com/ Web 2.0 announcer top stories for Even en Thu, 07 Jun 2007 13:30:53 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2031737 unknown@Netscape.com It's true that opposites attract. Sometimes a bit too much. See how positive thinking helps two lonely robots get stuck on each other in this robotic romance. Thu, 07 Jun 2007 13:30:53 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2031737EvenRobotshaveneedsNews http://web2announcer.com/go/2012436 unknown@Netscape.com A short instructional film on the dangers of dozing off on the job, and also of getting trapped under something too heavy to lift. Mon, 28 May 2007 07:30:59 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2012436EvenRobotscanhaveoneofthosedaysNews http://web2announcer.com/go/2012408 unknown@Netscape.com SEATTLE, WA TiVo absolutely refused to record area man Walter Swum's television programs Monday night. The 40 year-old had to work a night shift that evening and left TiVo in charge of recording "According To Jim," "Mind of Mencia," "MTV's My Super Sweet 16," and "Dancing With The Stars." Mon, 28 May 2007 06:48:10 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2012408satireEventivohassometasteNews http://web2announcer.com/go/2001996 unknown@Netscape.com An electrical cord searches for its natural mate Γ;ΒΆΓΆβ;;Β¬" the extension cable. Is this love built to last, or will someone pull the plug? Tue, 22 May 2007 19:11:33 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2001996EvenInanimateobjectsneedloveNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1792751 unknown@Netscape.com MILLIONS OF FRENCHMEN FURIOUS - French voters missed a rendezvous with history on Sunday to elect Socialist candidate Segolene Royal, who was poised to become the nation's hottest president ever. Tue, 08 May 2007 10:09:28 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1792751satireEvenhotterThancharlesDeGaulleNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1483795 unknown@Netscape.com U.S. crude for May delivery slipped 5 cents cents to $63.58 in early electronic trade. London Brent crude, which hit a 2007 high on Friday, stood 48 cents higher at $69.11. Mon, 16 Apr 2007 18:19:29 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1483795oilEvendespiteOPECNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1194932 unknown@Netscape.com Ted Turner IS captain Planet! Saving the environment as kicking a$$! Wed, 28 Mar 2007 23:23:55 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1194932DontEvenThinkAboutLitteringNews http://web2announcer.com/go/959943 unknown@Netscape.com Our health care system has gotten so bad that even Republicans acknowledge that it's broken -- so what's the best way to deal with it? Like the creature from the Black Lagoon, the health insurance monster has returned, creeping back onto the public stage. After President Clinton's jury-rigged pen to contain the monster collapsed in 1994, it never r Mon, 12 Mar 2007 15:34:11 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/959943EvenrepublicanshateourhealthCaresystemNews http://web2announcer.com/go/827449 unknown@Netscape.com The Rev. Al Sharpton seemed subdued, quiet, reflective - which was unusual. Just when we thought the news couldn't get any weirder, we learned this week, via The Daily News, that Mr. Sharpton's great-grandfather was a slave who was owned by relatives of Senator Strom Thurmond, the longtime archsegregationist who ran for president as a Dixiec Sat, 03 Mar 2007 05:48:51 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/827449slaveryisNotDead.ItsEvenPastNews http://web2announcer.com/go/482118 unknown@Netscape.com THE ONION RADIO NEWS WITH DOYLE REDLAND: Uzbekistan President Islam Karmov told reporters today that the recent reunion of the former Soviet bloc countries was "a complete letdown". Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:57:41 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/482118satireUrkutskdidntEvenBotherToAttendNews http://web2announcer.com/go/467739 unknown@Netscape.com Hummer has finally revealed their new model which is designed to nearly eliminate the noise of screaming environmentalists outside the vehicle. Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:07:57 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/467739satireEvenasyourunthemoverNews